Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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