she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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