Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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