Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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