I just threw up on my dentist
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Randomize
