I'm jealous of your bromance
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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