Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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