You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize