are you so shy because you have an std?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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