She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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