you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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