After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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