the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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