dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
as a side note pls kill me
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