Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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