i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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