Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
