Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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