we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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