best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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