CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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