Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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