I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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