I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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