i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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