Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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