the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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