she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
