Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love black thongs
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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