are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I can't put those talents on a resume
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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