There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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