just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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