My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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