vagina is talking i cant
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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