did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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