Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fuck appropriateness.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize
