so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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