If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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