Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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