i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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