this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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