That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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