grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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