Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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