I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I know her cup size but not her name....
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