Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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