P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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