what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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