yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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