You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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