there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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