i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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