Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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